my kind of car show

~

He who runs behind truck is exhausted, 

he who runs in front of truck is tired.

“There is more credit and satisfaction in being a first-rate truck driver 

than a tenth-rate executive.”

~B. C. Forbes

“Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, 

sometimes want a pickup truck, 

and end up with a station wagon.”

~Tim Allen

“I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. 

But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck.”

~Sex and the City

“Last week I helped my friend stay put. 

It's a lot easier than helping someone move. 

I just went over to his house and made sure 

that he did not start to load his sh*t into a truck.”

~Mitch Hedberg

“Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. 

If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.”

~Jean Kerr

“If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, 

and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends 

and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, 

boy, I don't know what to tell you.”

~Jack Handy